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As I’m walking to work, I’m thinking about how this four hour shift is gonna be over six hours thanks to my decision to walk. And you know what? It kinda pisses me off. It’s not like I really have anything to do today, it’s just a waste of time.

But then I think about the weight my fat ass could stand to lose, and then it still annoys me, but at least I know it is going to do me some good.  Not to mention, when I move to Seattle (fingers crossed), I will be doing a lot more walking, so get used to it Fatty McButter-Pants.


The initial short story of Zombie A.C.R.E.S. is done.  It is entitled, The Interview: A Zombie A.C.R.E.S. Intro.

I am sitting here watching my life get set back years. Somehow, most likely a virus, a major Windows registry file has been deleted.

I was then forced to decide between saving my lifeline with a $200 repair, or start fresh for $16 and change. This decision was made simple by the fact that I only had $20.

So here I sit… Watching life as I know it slowly slip into oblivion…

Just wishing everybody a happy and safe July 4th!

I know  that each and every single person out there has an opinion and dammit I wanna hear it. Chances are you won’t hold back, so gather up your thoughts and let them fly.  That’s why I am here.  I believe in Free Speech and that every human should have a voice, but also listen to everyone else’s crap.  This is why I created Parler de Toilette.  This why anybody with a cell phone can tell everybody exactly what they wanna say.  That is why I consider this a big step in individual thinking.  We are not the livestock being brought out to slaughter anymore.

I’m sitting out on my balcony smoking a bowl. It’s 11:30 PM on a Saturday night and I live in Washington. Car alarm is going off in the background, well was when I started typing this sentence.

I’m looking out at the other apartments and realize the one good thing about living in apartments. Not only some weird sense of community with all these complete strangers, some of whom you have never even met, but a strange fascination with their private lives. OK, maybe not fascination, but a definate curiosity. Like right now… This chick is just going off to some guy about some ‘dumb bitch’, all while coughing both lungs out onto the patio she’s on. I have no clue who these people are, or even where they are, but I cannot stop listening and filling in the blanks myself.
***Gotta walk Sammers and Ellie Mae***

Sorry, I hate to do this, but there may be a problem with Ellie Mae. I have to hit the net.

To Be Continued…

My initial thought behind this blog was to share my thoughts while using the restroom, or my ‘down time’ as I so affectionately refer to it.  The problem with this idea is simple – I am just not interesting enough to do this alone.  That is why I am enlisting the help of other bloggers to join me in our new path.  This path will lead us down the road of immediate thinking.

Immediate thinking?  Yuppers.  I am sure that I am not the only person who has noticed that people tend to want to be lead rather then lead.  This fact seems to hold true with conversation and thought.  My hope with Parler de Toilette is to strike more conversations spontaneously through the use of cell phone blogging about whatever you want, no matter where you are.

Think about it.  Let us imagine Hitler were alive now and being the total douche bag that we all know him as.  What if one little blog about how terrible this guy is in Germany sparked a whole new way of thinking and looking at the situation?  Maybe, just maybe, that would be enough. OK, so I know that is a WAY over exaggerated scenario, but the basic theory is still sound.  One little thought in someone’s mind could spark a larger conversation and possibly open one or two peoples’ minds to a side they never thought about.

Don’t get me wrong.  Not all blogs featured on Parler de Toilette will be sheer, life-changing brilliance (and many of mine will be coming from the toilet), but my hope is that most will be entertaining enough to at least give you a chuckle or a thought to chew on while going about your day.  And please, feel free to comment whatever your little heart desires, because one thing I value over almost anything else is free speech.  Everybody is entitled to their own opinions and I welcome and would love to hear them all.

As for the title, Parler de Toilette, I figured it sounded a little classier than Toilet Talk. This sounded like a good idea to me, so now it’s time to share our immediate thinking with you.

I know I have been gone for awhile, but reality has been hectic.  This reality has sparked an idea.  I wanna turn Toilet Talk into just that – a TRUE Toilet Talk.

I am looking for other cell phone bloggers to join in the fun and blog with me.  You will be an actually blogger of the site, able to post whatever and whenever you like with your own byline and all!  If this idea interests you at all, either leave me a comment here on WordPress or email me at

Can’t wait to hear from you!


At work taking a short break and wanted to make sure I wished everybody out there a Happy Cinco de Mayo. Now make sure you have a few drinks for me tonight, too.

This blog is exactly what it says… Toilet Talk. Most people will bring a newspaper or magazine when they ‘drop the kids off at the pool’. I used to bring novels. But not anymore! I now bring my phone, my WordPress app, and an audience.

Yes, you read that correctly. Parler de Toilette is being brought to you live from my bathroom. Now don’t you go thinking this is just gonna be some potty humor blog (though I’m sure it will pop up). This is going to be my thoughts, just as any other blog, with the only difference being that this is coming only from my phone… and I’m pooping.

I am not sure how this is gonna play out and how people will like it, but if you do have an opinion, tell me.